House rule

Before you sit down

Three things are true about this site, and everything else on this page follows from them: the couch is ours, the till is Amazon's, and the roller is ChomChom's. Settle in — the long version is still short.

The couch is ours

An independent household writes, arranges and answers for every page here. The words, the fur notes, the photographs of our own upholstery — ours, and quotable with a link. What is not ours: the ChomChom name, the Detailer name, the product photography and the trademarks, all of which belong to their maker and appear here only to describe the genuine article.

ChomChom the company has not read, approved, or paid for any of it. If they ever disagree with a word here, their label wins and the word gets rewritten.

The till is Amazon's

No money changes hands on this site. Every button opens a live Amazon listing where Amazon and its sellers control the price, the stock, the shipping promise and the checkout; a card here is a snapshot, and the listing is the truth. Purchases route through Amazon's terms, not these.

As an Amazon Associate, ChomChom earns from qualifying purchases. That referral commission funds the whole operation, costs you nothing extra, and buys no influence — the couch verdicts read the same whether anyone clicks or not.

The advice is a neighbor's, not a lawyer's

Cleaning guidance here is real household experience offered as-is, with no warranty that your fabric, your climate or your remarkably productive shedder will behave like ours. Test gently before committing to conviction, and take anything involving an animal's health to a veterinarian rather than a cleaning blog.

If any clause on this page proves unenforceable, the rest stay seated. The door for disputes, corrections and stern letters alike: [email protected].